Sooooo, I am driving carpool this morning and listening to the radio. Before I can change the station, the DJ starts talking about Austin Powers and Fat Bastard. He says, Fat Bastard....wait for it wait for it...."Mom, what's a bastard and why do they call him fat?" Of course I am calm and explain," IT IS A DIRTY WORD!! IT IS VERY BAD AND WE NEVER SAY IT OR ASK ANYONE AT SCHOOL OR TELL OUR MOM WHERE WE HEARD IT!!!!" I have to really get better at thinking on my feet.
Unfortunately, this is the only thing I have had to blog about since last month. I went on an awesome overnight but everyone who reads my blog was there, so there is no point. They were there and witnessed me in all my drunken glory. Luckily for them I don't remember much of what they did that was blogworthy. I do have to send a big ole thank you to those girls who didn't let me sleep on the bathroom floor. Talk about friends.
We went to see Kids in the Hall last night and I laughed so hard I got the hiccups. At the end of the show, they panned the audience and settled on the one guy I went to college with. He was kind of a jerk so it made me LAUGH when I realized that he looked an awful lot like Fat Bastard!
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