So, I bought this pair of pants a couple of weeks ago and they don't fit. I am too fat. I don't like that. Mostly I don't like that these pants are FINAL SALE pants and I can't take them back.
I decided to try those "body stockings". They are supposed to take inches off your waist and thighs. You don't lose the weight, they just shift it. It has to go somewhere. WELL, I found out where it goes. I have obsese knees and a roll of fat under my boobs. NICE!!
Thursday, March 27, 2008
All My Loyal Subjects
I apologize for being away for the past month. Luckily I saw most of my readership at Kelly's house for book club, so you already know my stories.
The past month has been pretty chaotic with visits and C.'s surgery, spring breaks and midterms. I am beginning to see a light at the end of the tunnel and some peace.
C.'s surgery went well. He returned to school today. He has not been in pain at all since his surgery. However, as soon as we entered the building, he began limping and saying, "oww, oww, oww". The teacher looks at me. I am a deer in the headlights. I am pleading,"He's fine, I promise. He hasn't complained since the surgery. I swear." I AM NOT A BAD MOM!!!
He takes the sock off his cast, limps into the classroom and flicks the light switch. Once he has everyone's attention he states, " I have an announcement. I am back. I have a cast and you all may sign it."
He then finds a chair in the center of the room and allows his loyal subjects to flock about his feet.
The past month has been pretty chaotic with visits and C.'s surgery, spring breaks and midterms. I am beginning to see a light at the end of the tunnel and some peace.
C.'s surgery went well. He returned to school today. He has not been in pain at all since his surgery. However, as soon as we entered the building, he began limping and saying, "oww, oww, oww". The teacher looks at me. I am a deer in the headlights. I am pleading,"He's fine, I promise. He hasn't complained since the surgery. I swear." I AM NOT A BAD MOM!!!
He takes the sock off his cast, limps into the classroom and flicks the light switch. Once he has everyone's attention he states, " I have an announcement. I am back. I have a cast and you all may sign it."
He then finds a chair in the center of the room and allows his loyal subjects to flock about his feet.
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