Things I have learned this week...

1. If you leave dog barf long enough the dog will eat it.
2. I will not pick up dog crap even if it is in my path. I will walk around it and wait for J. to pick it up.
3. Using the word "freakshow" at work is not a great idea.
4. Black women like my hair.
5. Facebook is addictive.
6. I don't know Facebook etiquette. Can refuse to be someone's friend?
7. Work gets in the way of going out to lunch.
8. I don't like to work more than 4 hours a day.
9. A. is a dork.
10. I can make A. cry by not letting her be a Transformer for Halloween. ( She'll thank me one day)
11. Charisse made my life a whole lot easier.
12. You can use the same racket that you killed a bat with to play tennis.
13. Immigrants coming to the parking lot at school are really bad drivers.
14. You can sustain yourself on Heath bars alone.
15. Standing in front of a class and saying the words: masturbation, erection, orgasm, transvestite fetishism, arousal and vagina is something that makes me stammer and turn red.