I love underwear

As most of you know, I am a firm believer in underwear. It makes you comfortable and covers your most private parts. Today I am especially thankful for underwear.

For the past week and a half I have been making an hour trip from home to swim camp to work. Most days I make sure to potty before I begin my trek. This morning we were running late. About half way through my trip I realized that I had to pee. Really badly. I also needed gas. I hate using gas station bathrooms but sometimes you have to. So, I was able to make it to my favorite gas station. Yes, I have a favorite gas station. All the ladies know me there. They are my peeps.

So I go into the relatively clean bathroom and upon finishing up I glance in the mirror and see that I got a Flock of Seagulls going on. I focus on fixing my hair. I walk out of the bathroom. I walk around, gathering my water and granola bar, waving and smiling at the girls. I am little self conscious of my hair and when the giggling begins, I assume my hair is a mess.

Then thankfully, one of the girls behind the counter says,"Girl, your drawers are showing!" Oh my Jesus!! I have my skirt tucked into my underwear!!! MORTIFICATION!! I pull my skirt out and start laughing. What else am I supposed to do? I am grateful that I wasn't wearing my creeper underwear, because at least my ass was covered.

I gotta find another gas station. Do you think I made the surveillance tape? That's kind of like being on TV.