A little ditty...

Here's a little ditty that my very talented son sang to me as he was getting undressed and ready for bed. I won't do it justice but it goes a little something like this....

I like to pee, pee, pee
I like to pee in the toilet.

I like to poop, poop, poop
I like to poop in the toilet.

I like to fart, fart, fart
I like to fart on Mommy.

I like to diarrhea, diarrhea, diarrhea
I like to diarrhea in the toilet.

(this is to the tune of "I like to eat, eat, eat apples and bananas" and he is naked.)