A. had her birthday party today. Here are some lessons I have learned:
1. 30 kids are 29 too many.
2. Bossy women should be smacked.
3. I'm too old.
4. Early childhood teachers are insane.
5. Boys bring a WHOLE new level to chaos.
6. Red headed children really are the devil's spawn.
7. I will never do this again.
8. My kid isn't really so bad.
9. Men are as much help as kids.
10. I will never do this again.
We foolishly invited the whole first grade to A.'s party. I planned it with another mother. She is a bitch. She barked at me TWICE!! You all will be happy to know that I kept my Good Mommy face on and didn't smack her.
Did I say that I will never do this again?
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NEVER DO THAT AGAIN.
You're better off inviting 4 kids out for pizza and giving them $5 each in a "goodie bag" and sending them home (screw the hurt feelings of others - rejection and disparity is part of life!)
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