Man, I hate people. I just ran to the mall with C. He's got a bug in his biscuits about something. Anyhoo, he jelly legs me and starts throwing a fit. I pick him up under my arm so he can't kick me and carry him out. On the way out, I overhear an older woman saying to her husband, "I HATE WHEN PEOPLE DON"T DISCIPLINE THEIR KIDS!"
What the hell did she want me to do? Throw him on the ground, snatch off my belt and whip his biscuits right there? I was good and kept walking.
All the way home, C. is telling me that he is going to hurt my feelings and hurt everyone in the world's feelings. He storms upstairs and tells me that I can't come in. SOUNDS FRIGGIN AWESOME TO ME!!!
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