Have you ever just gotten out of bed and decided that you were going to be mean today? Today I have decided that I am going to go above and beyond my normal negativity and be a real bitch. I am going to say no to any requests, I am going to bite people's heads off and I may push an elderly person. I could kick a puppy too if I can find one. I don't know what is in my craw, but Lordy, Lordy I's ready fo a fight. Good thing I'm going to work today.
I think maybe I'll storm in my boss's office, throw my keys and ID badge across the desk, slam my fists on the desk and say" YOU KNOW WHAT, LADY? I AM QUITTING YOU! SO YOU CAN TAKE ALL YOUR CRAZY, METH SMOKING, NO TEETH HAVIN, WIFE BEATIN, CHILD LEAVIN, CROSS DRESSIN, SWORD CARRYIN, GRENADE HAVIN, FREAK SHOWS AND BLOW IT UP YOUR ASS.
I AM NOT WEARING PANTY HOSE WHEN IT IS 100 DEGREES OUTSIDE. I AM NOT APOLOGIZING TO THAT FREAK FOR CALLING HER A FREAK AND FINALLY I AM NOT GOING TO ANY MORE OF YOUR DAMN SELF DEFENSE CLASSES. IF SOMEONE COMES AT ME I'M GONNA POKE EM IN THE EYE AND RUN LIKE HELL!!! HOW YOU LIKE DEM APPLES, LADY?!?!?!?"
HOW YOU LIKE ME NOW?!?! CHICAHHH!
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