Random Thoughts

Random Thought #1
Yesterday before the giant storms I was riding in J's car (mine is finally getting fixed at the tune of $1000.00) with the windows down and the music loud. Often when I am in my car I believe that I am invisible. Kinda the opposite of Wonder Woman. Anyhoo, I pull up to the stoplight and hear some laughing. There are two teenage girls in a car next to me looking at me and giggling. I think to myself, why are they laughing at me? I look in the mirror, no boogs, hair is fine, clothes are fine. I was on my way to work, so I was conservatively dressed. I had my grown up clothes on. It was then that I realized what they were laughing about (I think). On my radio, playing rather loudly was none other than Sir Mix a Lot. So, here I am a 35 year old white woman in pearls, driving a sedan listening to:

"I LIKE BIG BUTTS AND I CANNOT LIE...."
(I'd need my sister in law's assistance to finish the song)

Random thought #2:
Had a program meeting at school today. Did not bring my "A" game. I stumbled and bumbled my way through the presentation. I think I said,"ummmkay" about 50 times. And I had the biggest gas bubble in my stomach that all I could think about was not farting.

Random thought #3:
Bought 2 CDs yesterday. ELO and Erasure. Odd mix. I guess I never made it past the E's in the record selection. Erasure brought back memories of my first real life experience with drag queens and gay men. (Indigo Girls introduced me to lesbians) I went to the concert with my friend Elizabeth when we were 17. I think we were both in awe.

Random thought #4: Had a play date for C. today with a little boy from school. He wasn't potty trained and pooped his pants. I thought about changing him, but decided to call his nanny to pick him up instead. I can't stand my kid's poop let alone some random kid. C. also hit this kid in the head with the same damn Bob the Builder helmet. I asked him why. He said that he wanted to be a champion. " A champion of what?" " Champion of head hitters." What else?

Random thought #5: Have had it with sickly sweet sales people and obsequious hair salon owners. I want to punch them. I know that I am not THAT funny....

Random thought #6: I hate dieting. I'm having pizza tonight....

Random thought #7: A. starts softball tomorrow and I got a whole new group of Moms to deal with. I hope I can keep it together.