I was not allowed to see porn until today. I tried once when I was in graduate school to watch a Playboy soft porn movie. It got stuck in my VCR and I was too embarrassed to take it to the repair shop that I threw it in the dumpster outside my apartment building. (The VCR was 15 years old)
I tried to go to a strip club in college during Mardi Gras. They wouldn't let me in, so I had to sit on the curb in front of the strip club and wait for my friends who had ID's. People say interesting things to you if you are sitting on the curb outside of a strip club.
Today I saw porn. It was truly an accident. I was viewing other blogs, wasting time, when a bog titled "Adult" came up. I knew this was not going to be a funny blog about moms in suburbia. All of sudden BAM--BOOBS! AGHHHH!! My kids are in the next room! I kept clicking on the next blog button to no avail. I could not get the boobs of the screen. Then the computer froze. DAMN IT !!! When I try to see porn, I am denied, when I am just bored BAM! PORN!
Luckily I was able to turn the computer off and start over.
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