A Boy and His Dog

Walking home from school today C. and I had an interesting conversation.

C: I was like Dukie today.
Me: Oh, how's that?
C: I peed in the bushes.
Me: What?
C: At school, I peed in the bushes. Dukie pees in the bushes and I want to be like Dukie.
Me: Did anyone see you?
C: All the boys. I showed them how to do that.
Me: (speechless)
C: Now me and Dukie can pee together.
Me: (speechless)

Dukie also eats his own vomit, raids the trash can and drinks out of the toilet. I hope peeing outside is the only thing C. emulates.