Tuesday, January 23, 2007

Offensive Words

There are words in the English language that are just offensive to the ear. I have comprised a list of such words. It is not necessarily the meanings that are offensive as it is the way the word sounds.

My personal favorites:
moist
ball sack
panties (or pannies)
nipple
tiddies (or titties depending on what part of the US you are from)
supple
chunky (used when referring to a haircut or shoes. Not bad when talking about peanut butter)
secretion
rectal
porking
wart
brassiere
pubic
salami
"making love"
pussy
rug munching

Some favorites of friends:
going to the "grocery"
pocketbook
slacks
sneakers
underpants (a personal favorite word of mine, but you know some people)
pizzeria (because it sounds like diarrhea)
doinking
welts

The lists are not exhaustive and I will continue to add to the list as new words make me cringe. This list does not consist of the words that I have a difficult time saying because they make me blush...

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

frock.
you forgot frock.