I have some new babies in my life this year. They are so sweet. They look cute and really get a woman thinking about,"Maybe just one more..." Then I come home to mine and think,"Anybody want these?"
There are a couple of reasons why J. and I decided not to have any more kids. The first reason is that I think it may be illegal for us to reproduce again. Secondly, I hate being pregnant and finally I don't think I could live through another three year old. I drug him to school today. He told me his stomach was "honking" and he couldn't go to school. (How could he know of my fear of geese?) He wouldn't put on his coat, he wouldn't walk, he wouldn't carry his back pack.... So, I did what every bad Mommy does, I picked him up under my arm so that he couldn't kick me and carried him the 2 blocks to school. He SCREAMED the whole walk. I just knew that one of the neighbors was going to call DFS. He told me he was not going to play with any kids and that I would have a bad day. I thought to myself, I'm going back to bed as soon as I drop you off, doesn't sound too bad to me.
I picked him up from school and he had a fine day. Then it was time for a nap (his, not mine). I picked up his wriggling, kicking body and deposited him in his room. "I AM NOT GOING TO SLEEP!!!" He is screaming right now and slamming the door. If I go up there, one of is not coming out....
KNOW YOUR LIMITATIONS!!! That is my advice for today. I'm leaving for work in one hour. I CAN MAKE IT!!!
He just came downstairs and said," I have been asleep for too long and I have poop in my pants. My tummy isn't honking anymore."
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