I made the neighborhood safe for all this afternoon. There was a strange man walking around the neighborhood today. He came to the door and rang the bell. This time I did not open the door and give him $5 to go away. Instead I waited til he left and followed him in my car. He went from house to house, looking in windows and scoping out backyards.
With Elmo singing on the radio and my three year old in the backseat we followed at a safe distance and watched. He was up to no good, I just knew it. I called the police and gave an accurate description of the perp and his exact location. Unfortunately as I was doing this, he spotted me. (Not hard when you drive an enormous white SUV and are driving 2 miles an hour, talking on the phone and glaring out the window).
The police said they would send someone out to investigate. I had done my duty. Then I got to thinking. He knows where I live. He came to my house and saw my car parked in front. Then he saw me stalking him. I'm a goner.
I had an idea! It was then my daughter asked me why we were parking in front of my neighbor's house.
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