100 Things about me

After reading a few blogs from other people I noticed that it is commonplace to list 100 things about you. Although it seems rather narcissistic, I think blogging in general is as well. So here goes:

1. I grew up in Texas.
2. I still keep in touch with friends from the second grade.
3. I have two kids.
4. I smoke.
5. I'm lazy.
6. I'm afraid of geese, fire and the "killer".
7. I'm narcissistic (If it's not about me, it should be)
8. I have a lot of great friends who know WAY too much about me.
9. I met my husband when his friend lit him on fire.
10. I stalked my husband while we were dating. (It wasn't a crime back then)
11. I don't like my nose, teeth or butt
12. I once put a stick in my eye. So now I know that most things really are better.
13. I have peed my pants.
14. I don't like classical music or art museums.
15. I've been watching General Hospital since I was 11.
16. I steal pens.
17. I'm a gossip.
18. I became a social worker because you didn't need a math credit for the major.
19. I take naps almost every day.
20. I had post partum depression and have since been medicated.
21. I went camping for the first time just to impress J. (Didn't really work)
22. I hate to exercise.
23. I love fast food.
24. I hate my name.
25. I shop too much.
26. I procrastinate.
27. When I was in the second grade I wanted to be a nun.
28. I love celebrity gossip.
29. I never close cabinet doors.
30. I buy a new journal every year and never write it in it.
31. I think farts are funny.
32. I sometimes wonder if I'm crazy.
33. I sing really loud in the car.
34. I listen to country music when I'm alone.
35. I've never been stung by a bee.
36. I have to rub my feet together before I can go to sleep.
37. I always wonder if the grass is greener.
38. I want to be on TV.
39. I've kissed a girl.
40. I've kissed a boy after puking.
41. I hate when people sing Happy Birthday to me.
42. I pretend to be on the cell phone so I don't have to talk to people when I'm waiting to pick up A. from school.
43. I once shoved a whole Twinkie in my mouth and almost choked to death.
44. I've been peed on by someone over the age of 21.
45. I talk to my dad every day on the phone.
46. When I wear boots, my socks don't match.
47. I hate getting up early.
48. I've never seen a porno.
49. I sweat a lot, even when I'm sleeping.
50. Summer is my favorite season.
51. I get lost easily.
52. I don't like other people's kids.
53.I gave beer to my friend's dog when we were 11.
54. My favorite color is blue, regular old blue.
55. I buy the same sweater or pants in different colors.
56. My favorite flower is the daisy.
57. My favorite smell is coffee.
58. I think I will probably die in a car crash.
59. I hate parades.
60. I don't like to meet new people.
61. I am afraid to use the fireplace.
62. I wonder what other people think about me. (hence the narcissism)
63. My worst fear is that people will think I am stupid.
64. I am risk averse.
65. I moved to Denver because I was pissed at J.
66. I don't have any deep dark secrets. (I've already told them)
67. When I'm in the car by myself, I practice righteous indignation.
68. My favorite junk food is a Hostess Cherry Pie.
69. I once ate six Krispy Kreme donuts in 15 minutes and then threw up.
70. I can't read a map.
71. I cheated on a test in college. (okay, a couple of tests and it wasn't just in college)
72. Slamming doors really makes me angry.
73. I want to be a cop (except that I am afraid of guns).
74. I held a gun when I was 8.
75. I used to go country and western dancing.
76. I've been to a concert by myself.
77. I once smoked pot by myself, standing in my bathtub and then went to Denny's.
78. I take really bad identification card pictures. (I look like Ricky Schroeder)
79. I failed my written driving test three times. (hence the car crash death belief)
80. I'm a hypochondriac.
81. I used to steal toilet paper from restaurants and my work place when I was first living on my own.
82. I used to smoke pot in the bathroom at my work. (A LONG TIME AGO)
83. I set up automatic payment to my church so I don't have to go.
84. I was once trapped in an elevator with a large psychotic woman.
85. I stole a lobster.
86. I think most people are good.
87. I'm a quitter. I've had a lot of jobs for not long periods of time. Two years is my record.
88. I let my dog crap in the house because I was too hung over to get up to let him out. ( A long time ago. Otis was removed from my custody)
89. I was going to pay someone to scrapbook my memories.
90. I always get busted.
91. I love my kids more than I thought I could.
92. I love breakfast food.
93. I love my husband even though he makes me crazy.
94. I wanted to be a cheerleader.
95. I curse like a sailor.
96. I'm not as tough as I act.
97. I didn't kiss a boy til I was 15.
98. I brought a dirty book to school in the 8th grade.
99. I like deviled eggs.
100. It took me a month to finish this list. I'm just not that interesting.