There was an old woman...

There was an old woman who lived in the Loop,
She has a toilet on which her child will not poop.

The 21st of November was the day of her birth,
it's been 35 years that she's been on this earth.

Her husband threw her party and everyone came,
she didn't throw up, but it was fun just the same.

She bought some new clothes from her favorite store,
talked to her Mother and returned for some more.

Her husband is unaware of how much she spent,
if she keeps shopping like that, they'll move to a tent.

Today, she woke early to take her car to the shop,
she can't drive his car to her next school stop.

He said he wants to drive her to school.
He's afraid of her driving, he's nobody's fool.

She brought some donuts and OJ to share,
she let the students out early and went home to her lair.

She'll be treating her crazies this evening, it's true.
If she can't fix them, they'll probably sue.

Another year has come, she's another year older,
Her boobs are saggy, as her husband has told her.

She's thankful for life and all that she's got,
And one day she will pay for all the trouble she's brought.



Thank you for all the well wishing on the day of my birth. So far, so good. I hope that it continues! Have a wonderful Shannon's Birthday!