How Does She Do It?

I have a lot of respect for women. For all women. Women work hard, sacrifice and give of themselves. That being said, I am jealous. I am jealous of "that woman" who always looks nice. You know her. She's your neighbor or the woman working out next to you or maybe she's you. I used to think I hated her, but I realize now that I wish I was her.

About every six months I get sick of myself. I decide that I need to try harder to look nice, get in shape, lose 10 pounds and maybe get my house organized. I get my haircut, eyebrows waxed, pedicures, manicures, start working out and eating better. It lasts about two weeks. Being on top of those things is REALLY hard. Right now my eyebrows need tweezing, hang nails need clipping , hair needs styling and fat butt needs slimming.

How does "that woman" do it? I saw "her" this morning. She was running down the street. She was thin and even while she was jogging she looked great. She had that healthy glow. She wasn't sweating. She had on cute work out clothes and did not look like she was about to pass out. HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE? Those of you who have Jazzercised with me, know that my work out looks more like a hippo dying than a workout routine. I'll bet when she's done, she'll still smell like lavender and be able to breathe. When I'm done I look like I showered with my clothes on and smell like the monkey house. Is it genetic?

I know "she" has problems, blah,blah,blah, but she looks so good having them. I want to have even eyebrows and unchipped nails and old sweaters that still look new. How does she do it? I really want to know.